Would you rather be...

[Boxslayer]

Derek Jeter or LeBron James.

I pick Jeter. The guy is the KING OF NEW YORK. Thats tough to do without being a "bootlegger" politician or something.

 

[SALTHEITAL]

All chicks dig the Yankess

 

[RobFunk]

I have to agree.

No brainer, it is Jeter.

 

[donkeybucks]

Check out the one to the left of Jeter.

Yeeesh! Isn't she ugly. If she sticks her face out the car window she could subject herself to a ticket by the police for mooning.

I'd still like to see her though.

 

[Boxslayer]

all of those girls are pretty subpar. happiest day of their lives though. look at them all smiling. jeter cant wait for it to be over so he can have some real hoes go after him. the guy banged mariah carey for fun

 

[kingbill]

Jeter, easy. Cash and retirement in a few years. Then spend the next 40 years bangin starlets based on your past glory. Although I'd be interested in seeing where and who LeBron is bangin in 8 years.

 

[RobFunk]

I wouldnt want to go through life as tall as Lebron. That was a point for me.

Plus living in New York > Living in Cleveland. I believe Jeter lives in an apartment of Don Trump's

The chic on the far left is the cutest, IMO.

 

[passingthewind]

Jeter, and Rob that chick is holding a few tampons in her hand.

 

[wiesman02]

Jeter b/c I wouldnt want to be black if i chose LeBron.

Plus Jeter prolly gets hotter white girls.

 

[roach23]

Jeter for all the tail.

Though Lebron wouldn't be a bad choice. It would be fun to dunk on motherfuckers. And be iced out all the time and not look like a fucking tool.

 

[Boxslayer]

OK.

Seems everyone is picking Jeter here.

Let's try again.

JETER OR TOMMY LEE

Jeter = King of New York

Tommy Lee = Rockstar, no working out, packed houses for you to jam at, 12 inch root, banging some of the hottest girls on the planet

 

[wiesman02]

still Jeter. At least people would respect me, unlike Tommy

 

[Boxslayer]

Let's give this the final update:

Who would you rather be:

1) Derek Jeter or Tommy Lee
2) Big Papi or Big Daddy (Ortiz or Shaq)
3) LeBron James or D-Wade
4) Hulk Hogan or Arnold Schwarzenegger
5) Osama Bin Laden or beating.vegas


All seem comparable to me.

 

[fightclub34]

without a doubt jeter probably lives the best life out of anyone out there. King of a huge city. Great at what he does. On the best team in baseball. And he can always look to the right of him and say damn that was the best shortstop in baseball and now he is playing 3rd base because of me

 

[royboy_3831]

Let's give this the final update:

Who would you rather be:

1) Derek Jeter or Tommy Lee
2) Big Papi or Big Daddy (Ortiz or Shaq)
3) LeBron James or D-Wade
4) Hulk Hogan or Arnold Schwarzenegger
5) Osama Bin Laden or beating.vegas


All seem comparable to me.

1. jeter
2. shaq
3. king james
4. hulk
5. :nohead:

 

[roach23]

Jeter
Papi
Lebron
Arnold
Osama

 

[WCBias]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh man....here it goes

 

[Boxslayer]

you know i had to throw that last one in there....i like getting him worked up

 

[Boxslayer]

without a doubt jeter probably lives the best life out of anyone out there. King of a huge city. Great at what he does. On the best team in baseball. And he can always look to the right of him and say damn that was the best shortstop in baseball and now he is playing 3rd base because of me

Yeah, but for all of that....tommy lee does whatever the hell he wants...he pees on people makes sex videos, bangs whores, plays rock and roll is on tons of drugs

 

[WCBias]

Yeah, but for all of that....tommy lee does whatever the hell he wants...he pees on people makes sex videos, bangs whores, plays rock and roll is on tons of drugs

Personally I'd pick Tommy Lee, because giving hepatitis to bitches like Pam Anderson is, like Tommy sings...Good Times...